Book 1
Noobsi in Steal a Brainrot
From total noob to veteran in the Roblox game where you collect, trade and steal brainrots.
Noobsi in Brookhaven
A Roblox game with no points, no index and nothing to win. So why can't Noobsi log off? 25 bedtime stories in the roleplay town, with real Roblox and Discord chats inside.
Buy nowNoobsi in Brookhaven is a children's book of 25 bedtime stories set in Brookhaven RP, the Roblox roleplay town where there are no points and nothing to win. It is written for kids aged 8 to 11 and is the second book in the Noobsi Bedtime series by RocViBaBot. The stories include real Roblox and Discord chats, deal with scams and online safety without lecturing, and end with a 48-term glossary for parents.
Book details
- Title
- Noobsi in Brookhaven: 25 Bedtime Stories
- Author
- RocViBaBot (narrated by Noobsi)
- Age range
- 8–11 years old
- Stories
- 25 stories, about 10 minutes each
- Language
- Spanish (original), English, Catalan
- Format
- Paperback / eBook
The story
Noobsi has just finished the Steal a Brainrot index, 339 out of 339, and has no idea what to play next. Wind does: "YOU HAVE TO TRY BROOKHAVEN." It's a Roblox town where you don't level up or win anything. You pick a house, get a job, drive a scooter and make things up as you go.
Noobsi doesn't get it. Then he gets it. Twenty-five nights later he has a caravan, a job at the pizza place, a fake open-heart surgery at the hospital, a school concert that went sideways and an unsolved mystery at the top of a mountain.
The stories read like one long novel: Marccuiner goes from trying to blow open the bank safe with C4 to standing up for his friends, and RocVibabot records every sound for a track he never talks about. Along the way the crew runs into scams, a fake admin and a friend who loses the wifi in the middle of the 3AM event.
The journey: 3 parts
1
Part 1: Discovery
Stories 1–8
Houses, jobs, the map and every noob mistake. Noobsi works as a waiter, a bank teller and a babysitter, and ends up stuck inside a wall thanks to the bed glitch.
2
Part 2: Community
Stories 9–16
The unwritten rules of roleplay. A ban, a sleepover, a "free Robux" scam, a fake admin asking for passwords, a new player to look after and a concert nobody planned.
3
Part 3: The Mystery
Stories 17–25
A strange poster, the Blue Key Card, a name on a gravestone, the 3AM event, a ghost plane and a portal in the mountain. The crew follows the clues all the way to the end.
Parent-friendly glossary
Not sure what "RP", "oders" or "bacon" mean? The glossary at the back explains 48 Brookhaven and Roblox terms in plain words, so any adult can follow along.
Browse the Brookhaven glossaryFrequently asked questions
What age is Noobsi in Brookhaven for?
Noobsi in Brookhaven is written for kids aged 8 to 11. Each story takes about 10 minutes to read, so it works as a bedtime book, one story per night.
Do I need to know Roblox or Brookhaven to enjoy it?
No. Noobsi arrives in Brookhaven without understanding roleplay, so readers learn the game with him. A glossary of 48 terms explains the slang for parents.
Do I need to read Noobsi in Steal a Brainrot first?
No. Noobsi in Brookhaven is the second book in the Noobsi Bedtime series and reads on its own. It starts right after the first book, when Noobsi finishes the Steal a Brainrot index.
Does the book talk about online safety?
Yes, without lecturing. Two stories deal with a "free Robux" phishing link and a fake admin asking for passwords, and another one with screen time, when a friend's parents cut the wifi during a late-night session.
What languages and formats is it available in?
Spanish (the original), English and Catalan, each as a paperback and an eBook on Amazon.
More Noobsi books
Same friends, a different Roblox game in each book.
Book 3
Noobsi in Find the Dumpling
143 dumplings hidden across a huge map. A gentle hunt with puzzles, patience and no combat.
