Book 1
Noobsi in Steal a Brainrot
From total noob to veteran in the Roblox game where you collect, trade and steal brainrots.
Noobsi in Steal An Egg
Press Steal, grab the egg, run. The guardian wakes up, the egg weighs more than it looks and someone with a bat is waiting by the line. 25 bedtime stories with real game and group chats inside.
Buy nowNoobsi in Steal An Egg is a children's book of 25 bedtime stories set in Steal An Egg, a Roblox game where players steal eggs from sleeping guardians and race them back across a safe line to hatch them. It is written for kids aged 8 to 11 and is the fourth book in the Noobsi Bedtime series by RocViBaBot. The stories include real Roblox and Discord chats and end with a 66-term glossary for parents.
Book details
- Title
- Noobsi in Steal An Egg: 25 Bedtime Stories
- Author
- RocViBaBot (narrated by Noobsi)
- Age range
- 8–11 years old
- Stories
- 25 stories, about 10 minutes each
- Language
- Spanish (original), English
- Format
- Paperback / eBook
The story
Noobsi joins Steal An Egg sure that pressing "Steal" already counts as winning. On his first try, a sleeping chicken wakes up, knocks him over and leaves the egg lying on the grass between them. Roc, watching from the side, types one word: "zigzag".
From then on, every night is a new egg and a new way to lose it: a giant egg that just has to be rare, a trap one step from the finish, seven players sprinting at once when night falls, a tree that blooms for five minutes and a single dragon egg for the whole server.
Each story has a different friend at Noobsi's side. DaVinci sends fifteen-step plans, torrents asks how you walk, Mimy asks before pressing anything and Chuky narrates every chase like a live stream. Noobsi keeps announcing wins before crossing the line. Sometimes he is right.
The heist: 3 parts
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Part 1: Stealing is the easy part
Stories 1–8
The first egg, the night 30x boost, a giant Common Dog, one upgrade to choose, teaching torrents to run, the night reset, a trap by the finish line and the one bird missing from the Index.
2
Part 2: The way back
Stories 9–16
An egg too heavy to carry alone, a notification that comes too late, the bat that will not work inside the safe zone, the Fuse Machine, a T-Rex against Equip Best, an egg the whole server wants and the red sign at Cosmic.
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Part 3: Luck doesn't listen
Stories 17–25
Server hopping, the Sakura tree and Great Bloom, a 150% charge that guarantees nothing, a 1% shop egg, a gift that is too good to be true, a vanishing treadmill, the Dragon's Egg and one more egg before logging off.
Parent-friendly glossary
Not sure what a "guardian", the "safe line" or a "Great Bloom" is? The glossary at the back explains 66 Steal An Egg and Roblox terms in plain words.
Browse the Steal An Egg glossaryFrequently asked questions
What age is Noobsi in Steal An Egg for?
Noobsi in Steal An Egg is written for kids aged 8 to 11. Each story takes about 10 minutes to read and stands on its own, so it works well one story per night.
Is the book about stealing?
Only inside the game. In Steal An Egg you take eggs from computer-controlled guardians and race them home; nobody takes pets from another player's base. The stories are about patience, bad luck, teamwork and losing well when the egg slips out of your hands.
Does it talk about online safety or spending Robux?
Yes, without lecturing. In one story a stranger promises a rare pet if Noobsi leaves Roblox and follows outside instructions, and he does not fall for it. In another, a friend wants to keep buying random eggs, and they stop at the one pack they agreed on.
Do I need to read the other Noobsi books first?
No. It is the fourth book in the Noobsi Bedtime series, after Steal a Brainrot, Brookhaven and Find the Dumpling, and it stands completely on its own.
What languages and formats is it available in?
Spanish (the original) and English, each as a paperback and an eBook on Amazon. There is no Catalan edition yet.
More Noobsi books
Same friends, a different Roblox game in each book.
Book 2
Noobsi in Brookhaven
A Roblox town with no points and nothing to win. Roleplay, jobs, friendship and a mystery in the mountain.
Book 3
Noobsi in Find the Dumpling
143 dumplings hidden across a huge map. A gentle hunt with puzzles, patience and no combat.
