NOOBSI in STEAL A BRAINROT
Follow Noobsi through his first weeks in Steal a Brainrot — from total noob to seasoned player. With real Roblox in-game chats and Discord conversations. A book for gamers, dreamers, and curious kids aged 8-13.
What's it about?
Noobsi has just discovered Steal a Brainrot, a Roblox game where you collect creatures called brainrots — quirky critters with ridiculous Italian names like Bombardiro Crocodilo and Tralalero Tralala. You can buy them, trade them, fuse them... and yes, steal them from each other.
These are 25 stories about mistakes, friendships, epic trades, and lessons learned the hard way — told through narration, Roblox in-game chat screenshots, and Discord conversations that look just like the real thing. One for each night before bed — or all at once if you can't stop reading.
Why kids love it
Real Roblox & Discord chats
The first book with in-game Roblox chat and Discord conversations rendered with their real aesthetics. Reading it feels like being in the game.
Authentic voice
Written from a kid's perspective. Real gaming slang, real emotions, real mistakes.
25 bedtime stories
Each chapter is a self-contained adventure, perfect for reading one per night.
Parent-friendly glossary
82 gaming terms explained so parents know what "switcheroo" and "holy W" mean.
Real life lessons
Online safety, fair play, patience, and teamwork — woven into every story.
What readers say
My kid read three stories in one night and said "one more, please" every time.
I finally understand what my son does for three hours every day.
It feels like playing the game but in a book.
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