RocVibabot
The one-word coach
He turns any mess into two or three useful words. On Noobsi's first day he types "zigzag", and that is the whole lesson.
zigzag
Stories: 1, 15, 24
The Egg Thieves
Same friends, new game, a safe line to cross. Who does what in Noobsi in Steal An Egg.
Noobsi in Steal An Egg has 14 characters: Noobsi, who narrates, and 13 school friends who play Roblox with him. Each story pairs Noobsi with one friend as co-lead, so everyone gets a turn.
Main character
Noobsi
The narrator
He announces every win before crossing the line. Sometimes he has to take it back. He never quite stops doing it.
Stories: 25/25
The friend group
M
MimyVibabot
The one who asks first
She asks before pressing, spending or sacrificing anything. Sometimes her questions save the run and sometimes they eat the clock.
Stories: 2, 18, 22
Wind
The amplifier
Whatever comes out of the egg, amazing or absurd, she makes it bigger. She tries to pose in front of a giant Common Dog and disappears behind it.
IT'S HUGE!
Stories: 3, 16, 20
jrolomora
The competitor
She turns any run into a race and any failure into a new plan. She never accepts a tie, only a "provisional" one.
Stories: 6, 14, 24
ChukyProGamer
The live commentator
He turns panic into jokes and narrates every chase like a stream. His summaries rarely match what actually happened.
NOOOO hahaha that was easy
Stories: 11, 24, 25
DaVinci
The planner
His analysis is right. It is also fifteen steps long, and sometimes it arrives after the night reset.
Stories: 4, 19
T
torrents
The outsider
He does not share the group's gamer assumptions, so he asks the basic questions. How do you walk? What does "hatch" mean? One of them breaks a theory.
Stories: 5, 17
Marccuiner
The one who acts too soon
Good intentions, fast fingers. He tends to turn one small problem into two, and a trap by the finish line into a very long afternoon.
Stories: 7, 22
Martig521
The noise machine
He sends six messages about a rock that looks like a potato. Somewhere in the middle, once in a while, is the thing you needed to know.
Stories: 10, 23
jaxolot
The mood swing
Euphoric about every egg, then AFK in the worst place, then completely lost when he comes back. "One more" is his favourite plan.
Stories: 13, 21
DemonSansa
The one who notices
He spots the detail everyone else ignores and says the minimum. His full sentence arrives a second late, but it changes what Noobsi does next.
good
Stories: 8
aranda9001
The quiet escort
He guards the route while Noobsi drags a huge egg home in stages. When asked what he wants in return, he answers "nothing".
nothing
Stories: 9
nomaraccion
The chaos tester
He understands the risk and still picks the chaotic option, as long as it is a real game mechanic. The Fuse Machine was made for him.
Stories: 12
More Noobsi books
Same friends, a different Roblox game in each book.
Book 1
Noobsi in Steal a Brainrot
From total noob to veteran in the Roblox game where you collect, trade and steal brainrots.
Book 2
Noobsi in Brookhaven
A Roblox town with no points and nothing to win. Roleplay, jobs, friendship and a mystery in the mountain.
Book 3
Noobsi in Find the Dumpling
143 dumplings hidden across a huge map. A gentle hunt with puzzles, patience and no combat.
